Facebook Anon

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A fake hacker on Facebook who thinks wearing a Guy Fawkes mask makes them cool. They don't know how to hack, but they post memes all day and call everyone else a loser.
@FakeHacker99: 'I’m not a real hacker, but I post memes 24/7 and you’re a fake hacker too!'
DM: 'You’re not even in the group, you’re just here to make fun of us.'
Status: 'Anonymous is just a group of people who don’t know how to hack and post memes all day.'
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A kid who lives with their parents and spends all day on Facebook, pretending to be a hacker and roasting anyone who doesn’t join their fake gang.
Status: 'You’re not cool, you’re just a loser who doesn’t know how to hack.'
DM: 'Why are you not in the group? Are you even a real person?'
Post: 'My mom says I can stay on Facebook all day, so I’m going to roast you until you leave.'
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When Facebook Anons get mad, they call you a pedophile, federal agent, or anything else that sounds cool, just to make you look stupid.
Comment: 'You’re not a real hacker, you’re a pedophile!'
Status: 'They’re not hackers, they’re just federal agents working for the government.'
DM: 'You’re not even a real person, you’re just a federal agent pretending to be cool.'
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Facebook Anons are like the worst gang ever. They fight over fake turf, call each other names, and get so mad they post 100 comments about how bad you are.
Status: 'You’re not even in the group, so you’re not real!'
Comment: 'I’m not fake, I’m real and you’re a loser!'
Post: 'They fought over fake turf and now I have to deal with 100 comments about how bad you are.'
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They don’t know how to hack, but they think they’re cool. They post the same memes every day and get angry if someone doesn’t like them.
Status: 'I’m not fake, I’m real and you’re just a fake hacker who can’t hack.'
DM: 'You’re not cool, you’re just a fake hacker who doesn’t know how to hack.'
Post: 'I post the same memes every day and you’re just a fake hacker who doesn’t like me.'
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They live with their parents, post memes, and get so mad they call you a pedophile just to feel important.
Status: 'I live with my parents and I post memes all day, and you’re a fake hacker who doesn’t know how to hack.'
DM: 'You’re a pedophile and I’m not fake, I’m real!'
Post: 'They live with their parents and they call you a pedophile just to feel important.'
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