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When a person who looks like a melted candle uses a cropper to cut out their face and hope no one notices their body looks like a garbage bag.
"Why is your profile pic just your face?" "Because my body is a disaster."
She posted a croppped headshot and called it a "vintage look."
He used a cropper so bad, it looked like he was trying to hide a crime."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a hot person takes a photo from the worst angle ever, like they’re trying to hide their face with a soup bowl, and the lighting is so bad, it looks like they’re in a haunted house.
Her angle was so bad, I thought she was trying to hide a tumor.
He took a photo in the dark and it looked like he had a beard made of mud.
The lighting was so bad, I thought she was a ghost.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a girl takes a photo of herself with her arm stretched out like she’s trying to grab the camera, showing only her face and her belly, and it’s obvious she’s hiding her entire body because she’s fat.
She took a photo with her arm stretched out like she was trying to save the world.
Her profile pic looked like she was trying to hide a pizza in her stomach.
She sent me a head-to-toe photo and it looked like she had a second job as a ghost.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone brings back the old Myspace Angle trick but on Facebook, like they’re trying to pretend they’re still in high school and their face is still in the same position as it was in 2007.
She used a Myspace angle and it looked like she was stuck in a time warp.
He posted a photo from 2007 and called it a "modern twist."
Her angle was so bad, it looked like she was trying to escape a photo booth.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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