Facebook Angel

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A Facebook Angel is a person who acts like a saint online but is actually a drunk, promiscuous, pill-popping, smoke-huffing disaster in real life. They cover up all their mess with filters and privacy settings.

I got drunk at the bar and posted a selfie with a guy I barely know. My Facebook Angel friend blocked me before I could post it.

She’s got 1000 friends but only 2 real ones. The rest are just people she copied from a list.

He’s got a perfect profile picture but his real life is a mess. He’s got a tattoo of a unicorn and a dog chain.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Facebook Angel is someone who doesn’t start drama. They don’t say mean stuff. They’re the ones who send you messages when people are being jerks. They’re like a nice jester in a sea of trash talkers.

My Facebook Angel just sent me a message saying she felt bad for me when my ex posted that gross photo of us at the restaurant.

She always sticks up for me when people say I’m a loser. She’s got a mind of her own.

When everyone was bullying my cousin, my Facebook Angel sent him a funny meme to cheer him up.

by Slangipedia 14d ago