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A stupid or gross photo of someone that you keep hidden like a dirty secret, just in case you need to use it to ruin their life.
That time my cousin wore a neon fanny pack to the beach and I took a photo of him screaming at a seagull.
My ex's middle school yearbook photo is so bad it makes me want to cry.
I have a video of my uncle doing the chicken dance in front of a group of confused tourists.
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A hideous photo that you save just so you can laugh at someone's face when they find out you have it.
I have a picture of my neighbor eating a whole pizza in one bite. It’s like a crime scene.
My cousin’s face when he thought he was wearing socks but actually wore his underwear is legendary.
My brother's picture from a karaoke night where he sang ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ at full volume and cried like a baby.
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A stupid or gross picture of someone that you save like a treasure, just so you can rub it in their face when they need it most.
I have a photo of my mom wearing a hot dog costume at my uncle’s wedding. It's a masterpiece of shame.
My friend’s face when he tried to do a backflip and landed on his head was pure gold.
I took a picture of my dad singing ‘I Will Survive’ in the grocery store, and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done.
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A disgusting or ridiculous photo of someone you keep for when you want to torment them or make them feel like a complete idiot.
I have a video of my brother trying to dance to ‘Gangnam Style’ and failing utterly.
My friend’s face when she tried to do a TikTok challenge and it went completely wrong is iconic.
I took a picture of my cousin wearing a hat made of socks and it’s the worst thing ever.
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A stupid or gross photo of someone you save just so you can use it to make them feel like a total embarrassment.
I have a photo of my uncle doing a karaoke version of ‘Livin’ on a Prayer’ and crying like a baby.
My cousin’s face when he tried to do a TikTok challenge and it went totally wrong is the best.
I have a video of my mom eating a whole cake in one bite and it’s like a crime.
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