Facebook ambush

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Hiding on Facebook chat like a sneaky rat until your crush shows up in green, then you pounce with a message so fast they don't know what hit them.

Hey, why didn't you reply to my message? I was waiting for you to show up in green!

You posted a photo of your lunch. I tagged you before you even took a bite.

I commented on your wall about your dog. You didn't see it until it was too late.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You stalk someone on Facebook until they log on, then you blast them with a message, a comment, or a tag like they owe you money.

You posted a picture of your cat. I tagged you before you even blinked.

I sent you a message at 3 AM. You had no idea what was coming.

You posted about your bad day. I commented before you could finish your rant.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You sit there on Facebook waiting like a hungry wolf until your target shows up in green, then you attack with a message, a comment, or a tag like it's a buffet.

You posted about your new phone. I tagged you before you could even show it off.

I sent you a message right when you logged on. You were too shocked to reply.

You commented on my post. I replied before you could finish typing.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You lie in wait on Facebook like a spider in a web until your prey shows up in green, and then you zap them with a message, comment, or tag like they're on fire.

You posted about your boring weekend. I tagged you before you even finished your post.

I sent you a message right when you logged on. You had no idea what was coming.

You commented on my post. I replied so fast you couldn't catch your breath.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You hide on Facebook like a coward until your crush shows up in green, then you send them a message, comment, or tag like you're trying to win a bet.

You posted a selfie. I tagged you before you even saw the camera.

I sent you a message right when you logged on. You were too confused to respond.

You commented on my post. I replied before you could even finish typing.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You lurk on Facebook like a ghost until your crush shows up in green, then you pop out with a message, comment, or tag like you're trying to scare them.

You posted about your bad day. I tagged you before you could even finish your rant.

I sent you a message right when you logged on. You had no idea what was coming.

You commented on my post. I replied so fast you couldn't catch your breath.

by Slangipedia 13d ago