facebook addiction syndrome

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#scrolling beast #status lover #addicted to updates

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You can’t leave Facebook. It’s like your soul is stuck in a never-ending scroll. You check it when you wake up. You check it when you go to bed. You check it when you’re pooping. You don’t care if your friend posted the same boring update 10 times.

I just checked Facebook while I was peeing. I saw my ex’s status. Now I’m crying in the bathroom.

I skipped my lunch break to see if my cousin updated her profile picture again.

I checked Facebook during a thunderstorm. It was louder than the lightning.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You sit there for hours, staring at your phone, like it’s the last thing you’ll ever see. You don’t care if your eyes are bleeding or your brain is melting. You just want to know if your favorite influencer posted a new selfie.

I watched a video for three hours. My eyes were swollen, but I still didn’t care.

I ignored my mom because I was too busy looking at my friend’s new post about their dog’s haircut.

I stayed up until 3 AM because I wanted to see if my crush liked my post.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You say no to going out with your friends because you’re too busy looking at your feed. You don’t care if you’re alone in your room, eating pizza at 2 AM, because you’re too busy liking a post about someone’s cat sleeping.

My friends asked me to go to the mall, but I said no because I was too busy looking at my friend’s cat napping.”

I turned down a date to see if my friend posted a new photo of their dog wearing a hat.”

I skipped my birthday party to see if my crush posted a new selfie.”

by Slangipedia 4d ago