facebook addict

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A person who would rather stare at a screen and waste their life on silly posts, comments, and random farmville games than actually live a real life or do anything useful.

I checked Facebook 17 times during my math test and still failed.

I spent 3 hours commenting on my cousin's selfie and got 2 likes.

I added 50 people I don’t know just because they have 20 mutual friends.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A person who spends more time making fake friends on Facebook than actually talking to real ones.

I had 200 friends on Facebook but 0 at school.

I asked my crush to be my friend on Facebook instead of talking to them.

I sent 50 friend requests to people I don’t even know.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone who lives in the Facebook world and forgets about the real one.

I logged into Facebook at 2 am and didn’t go to sleep until 4 am.

I ignored my mom because I was scrolling through my feed.

I skipped lunch to reply to a comment on my friend’s post.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Khaled is a classic Facebook addict, he can’t live without it.

Khaled stayed up all night to see if someone liked his post.

Khaled didn’t eat dinner because he was too busy commenting on his friend’s status.

Khaled missed his bus because he was too busy poking people online.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

People who are online at 2 am waiting for someone to message them and expect the whole world to be awake just for them.

I logged on at 2 am and was the only one online.

I waited 2 hours for one message and got 3 likes.

I saw my friend was online and expected them to message me immediately.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone who can’t stop scrolling, liking, and commenting, it’s like they’re addicted to their phone.

I stared at my phone for 4 hours and my eyes were swollen.

I commented on every post my friend made, even if it was about their cat.

I got 1 like for a post I made 3 days ago.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A person who lives on Facebook, they can’t leave it. They stay up late, play games, and ignore everything else.

I played Farmville for 3 hours and my eyes were red.

I skipped my friend’s movie to see the latest status update.

I got 2 likes for a post I made 2 days ago.

by Slangipedia 3d ago