Facebook acquaintance

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A fake friend who talks to you on Facebook like you’re cool, but if you bump into them in the grocery store, they act like they’ve never seen you in their life.

'Hey, remember me?' 'Uh... I think I’ve heard of you.'

'We used to be friends... until you stopped responding to my texts.'

'You’re the one who liked my vacation photo... from three years ago.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who chucks you a Facebook message every few weeks, but if you actually meet them, they’ll probably forget your name and ask if you’re related to someone else.

'Hey, how’s your mom?' 'She’s fine... why?' 'Oh, I thought you were her.'

'We were supposed to hang out last week... or was that last year?'

'You’re the one who said you’d come to my party... and you never did.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who claims to know you, but if you talk to them in real life, they’ll probably say something like, 'I thought we were friends.'

'We were friends... until you blocked me.'

'You were my best friend... until you unfollowed me.'

'We were in the same class... until you forgot my name.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who talks to you on Facebook like you’re the best, but if you see them in real life, they’ll probably ask if you’re someone else’s cousin.

'We were friends... until you stopped replying to my messages.'

'You’re the one who liked my post... from two years ago.'

'You’re not the person I thought you were.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who sends you Facebook messages like you’re their best friend, but if you meet them, they’ll probably say, 'I didn’t know you were real.'

'You’re the one who said you’d come to my party... and you never did.'

'We were supposed to hang out last week... or was that last year?'

'You were my best friend... until you unfollowed me.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who talks to you on Facebook like you’re cool, but if you actually meet them, they’ll probably forget your name and ask if you’re related to someone else.

'We were in the same class... until you forgot my name.'

'You’re the one who liked my vacation photo... from three years ago.'

'You were my best friend... until you blocked me.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago