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you’ve posted so many comments, liked every post, and replied to every status on someone’s Facebook that their wall is now a cursed wasteland of your nonsense.
I commented on your breakfast, your dog, and your ex’s Instagram story.
I liked every single photo of your lunch from last year.
I replied to your 2017 status about your crush like it was a text from my mom.
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you’ve turned someone’s Facebook into a spam-filled nightmare because you’re too lazy to just message them.
I commented on your mom’s post about your little brother’s soccer game.
I liked every photo of your cat from 2018 to 2023.
I replied to your status about your terrible hair like it was a college application.
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you’ve destroyed a person’s Facebook wall so badly that it’s like they’re stuck in a never-ending comment loop with you.
I commented on your status about your crush, your dog, and your cat’s new collar.
I liked every post from your 2016 summer vacation like it was a midterm exam.
I replied to your 2012 status about your first heartbreak like it was a text from my dad.
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you’ve posted, commented, and liked so much on someone’s Facebook that it’s like you’re their personal Facebook ghost haunting their wall forever.
I commented on your post about your new job, your new haircut, and your new crush.
I liked every photo of your vacation like it was a birthday gift.
I replied to your 2015 status about your bad day like it was a text from my mom.
5
you’ve messed up someone’s Facebook so much that it’s like you’ve turned their wall into a trash can for your brain’s random thoughts.
I commented on your post about your new car, your new dog, and your new life.
I liked every photo of your childhood like it was a college application.
I replied to your 2018 status about your bad breakup like it was a text from my ex.
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you’ve made someone’s Facebook wall so overcrowded that it’s like you’re trying to fit a whole library of your thoughts into one tiny social media feed.
I commented on your post about your new house, your new job, and your new crush.
I liked every photo of your vacation like it was a text from my best friend.
I replied to your 2019 status about your terrible day like it was a message from my mom.
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