Facebook Abortion

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When someone posts something so stupid on Facebook that it makes everyone want to punch them and unfriend them all at once

I tried to post a rant about my job and accidentally typed it in all caps. Now my boss is my best friend.

My cousin posted a picture of his pet goldfish wearing a hat and said it was the best photo ever. It wasn't.

My ex posted a status saying I was the worst. I replied with a picture of her in a chicken suit.

A Facebook Abortion happens when you make such a big mess online that people start blocking you like you’re a cursed emoji

I tried to live stream my breakfast and my toast fell on the floor. Now I have 12 people blocking me.

My friend posted a fake birthday message for me and my mom believed it. I’m never speaking to her again.

I commented on a post and got into a fight with a random person. Now they’re my nemesis.

When someone does such a bad Facebook post that it feels like everyone is giving them the middle finger and unfriending them like it's a chore

I posted a status about how I hate my life and now my mom is crying and my dad is mad.

I tried to post a funny meme, but it was actually about my dog’s bad hair day. No one laughed.

I asked my friends to like my post and they all replied with ‘why?’

Facebook Abortion is when you post something so dumb that people start blocking you and your friends start laughing at you like you’re a joke

I posted a video of my cat meowing and said it was a masterpiece. My friends said it was the worst thing ever.

I tried to post a status about my day and it was just one word: ‘ugh.’ My followers are confused.

I posted a picture of my lunch and my friend said it looked like a science experiment.

Facebook Abortion is when you make such a huge mess on Facebook that people unfriend you and your life feels like it’s going down the drain

I posted a rant about my boss and now he’s blocking me and my mom is mad at me.

I tried to post a funny story and it was just a list of my bad habits. No one liked it.

I posted a status that said I was going to be rich and now I’m just broke and everyone is laughing at me.

When you do such a bad Facebook post that it feels like everyone is your enemy and they’re all blocking you like you’re the devil

I posted a status that said I hated my life and now my mom is crying and my dad is laughing at me.

I tried to post a funny meme but it was actually about my pet turtle. No one got it.

I posted a picture of my lunch and my friend said it looked like a crime scene.