Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Spamming comments on someone's wall like a madman with a coffee addiction.

I just posted 20 comments on your wall. You’re welcome.

Your post was so bad I had to comment 15 times. You’re lucky I didn’t send a hate mail.

I commented so much I got a notification. That’s not even the half of it.

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Commenting so fast it looks like you’re trying to win a speed typing contest.

I commented 10 times in 1 minute. That’s not even a challenge.

I posted so many comments I got a warning. You’re not even close to my level.

I typed so fast my fingers are sore. That’s how much I love you.

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Commenting like you’re trying to drown someone in text.

I commented so much it’s like I threw a brick of text at you.

Your post was so boring I had to comment 20 times to make it interesting.

I flooded your wall with comments. You’re welcome, or not.

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Commenting like you’re trying to beat a robot in a comment war.

I posted 50 comments just to prove I’m better than a robot.

Your wall is now full of comments. That’s not even the end.

I commented so much the robot gave up. That’s how much I hate you.

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Commenting like you’re trying to annoy someone with your loud mouth.

I commented so much you might have a headache. That’s how much I love you.

Your wall is now a comment party. You’re not even invited.

I posted so many comments it sounds like a loud mouth at a concert.

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Commenting like you have nothing better to do than spam someone’s wall.

I commented 30 times because I had nothing better to do. You’re lucky.

Your wall is now full of my comments. That’s not even a compliment.

I posted so many comments my phone is now broken. That’s how much I like you.