Facebooing

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Facebooing is when you rush to type Facebook in your browser and mess it up by forgettin the k. Then some random search engine pops up and makes you look like an idiot.
Yo, I typed Facebok and got a bunch of random ads. What even is this?
I tried to go on Facebook and typed Fasebook. Now I’m stuck with a bunch of ads for shoes I don’t need.
I was tryna log on and I typed Facebok. Now I’m just stuck with a bunch of ads and no Facebook.
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A faceboo is some random person you know online but never in real life. They’ll like your posts, send you Happy Birthday, and comment on your club pics like they’re your best friend.
That girl who likes every post I make but never comments. She’s just a faceboo.
My faceboo sent me a Happy Birthday message and I didn’t even know who she was.
He likes all my posts but never says anything else. He’s just a faceboo.
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Faceboos are those random friends on Facebook who are friends of friends, people you don’t know, but they always be liking your posts and commenting on your club pics.
That guy who is friends with my friend but doesn’t even know me. He’s my faceboo.
My faceboo just commented on my club pic like he was there.
That girl who’s friends with my cousin but doesn’t even know me. She’s my faceboo.
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To Faceboo someone is to come outta nowhere and send them a message on Facebook. It’s like they just materialized and now they’re in your life.
That girl just Facebooed me outta nowhere. Who even is she?
He Facebooed me and now I have to reply. Ugh.
My faceboo just sent me a message at 2 a. m. What’s up with that?
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A faceboo is your boo who you met on Facebook first. You probably didn’t know each other in real life, but now you’re together and it’s all because of Facebook.
I met my boo on Facebook first. Now we’re together and it’s all because of Faceboo.
My faceboo was just some random person I met on Facebook. Now we’re together.
I was just Facebooing and I met my boo. Now we’re together.
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A faceboo is someone you’re friends with on Facebook. They might be your real friend, or they might just be someone you added because they liked your post.
That girl I added because she liked my post. Now she’s my faceboo.
I’m friends with my faceboo on Facebook. She’s just some random person.
My faceboo is my real friend. She’s not just some random person.
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Facebooing is when you rant about a company, product, service, or person on Facebook. You either tag them or just yell at them in a post.
I Facebooed my pizza place because my pizza was bad. I tagged them and said it was the worst pizza ever.
I Facebooed my phone company because my phone kept crashing. I tagged them and said it was the worst phone ever.
I Facebooed my school because I got a bad grade. I tagged them and said it was the worst school ever.
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