Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you post a dumb question on Facebook like you're doing homework, but you already know the answer is just one Google search away.

'Who invented pizza?' (while eating a slice of pizza), because she's too lazy to Google it.

'What time is it?' (at 3 PM), because she can't read a clock.

'How do you spell 'beautiful'?', because she can't type.

2

When a dumb blonde girl posts basic questions on Facebook like it's her job, and expects you to answer them instead of just Googling it.

'What's 2+2?', because she's too dumb to do math.

'What's the capital of France?', because she's never been to Europe.

'What's the opposite of hot?', because she's too hot to think.

3

When you search for something on a social media site instead of just using Google like a normal person.

'I can't find my keys, let me post a status.'

'I forgot my password, let me ask my friends.'

'I don't know what to eat, let me ask my mom.'

4

When a guy cums on a girl's face during a porn movie, it's like the ultimate faceboogle.

'He faceboogled her in the movie, I was proud.'

'She faceboogled him in real life, I was grossed out.'

'The guy faceboogled the girl, I was confused.'

5

The moment a porn movie ends and someone cum on a woman's face, it's like a faceboogle party.

'The movie ended with a faceboogle, I was impressed.'

'The man faceboogled her, I was grossed out.'

'She faceboogled him, I was confused.'

6

When you use your Facebook status instead of just Googling the answer, you're too lazy for real life.

'I can't do math, let me post a status.'

'I can't spell, let me ask my friends.'

'I can't think, let me post something dumb.'

7

Faceboogle is just Facebook and Google stuck together, you're too dumb to use Google and too lazy to think.

'I faceboogled the question, because I'm dumb.'

'She faceboogled me, because she's dumb.'

'He faceboogled the answer, because he's lazy.'