Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you yell at a company, product, service, or person on Facebook, either by tagging them like a boss or writing a post so long it could be a novel.

@Uber why my ride is late and my app is broken

This pizza is garbage and I'm tagging the restaurant

I'm gonna post this 1000-word rant about my job and tag my boss

by Slangipedia 3d ago

2

When you rush to type 'facebook' in your browser and forget the 'k' so Google pops up like it's your ex and you're like 'Oh no, not again.'

faceb00k

by Slangipedia 3d ago

3

A faceboo is someone you chat with online all the time, but you’ll never meet them in real life, unless they show up at your house and it’s a surprise.

Hey, we’ve been talking for years but I still don’t know what you look like

My faceboo is from Canada and we text every day

We’ve been faceboos for 5 years and I still don’t know her real name

by Slangipedia 3d ago

4

Faceboos are those fake friends on Facebook who like your posts, comment on your club pics, and send you Happy Birthday, but they don’t even know you.

Why does this person like my post about my cat?

This faceboo sent me a birthday message and I don’t even know her

He commented on my club pic and now I’m confused

by Slangipedia 3d ago

5

When someone randomly messages you on Facebook like they’re your long-lost sibling, and the thing you get from them is either a weird photo or a link to a video of a dog doing magic.

Why did this person message me out of nowhere?

He sent me a link to a dog doing magic

She sent me a photo of her cat wearing a hat

by Slangipedia 3d ago

6

A faceboo is your boo who you met online first, probably while you were scrolling through your feed like a zombie.

I met my faceboo on Facebook and now we're together

We started talking on Facebook and now we're dating

I met my faceboo while I was eating pizza and scrolling

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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A faceboo is just someone you’re friends with on Facebook, but sometimes they’re so fake it feels like they’re from another planet.

I have 1,000 faceboos and only 2 are real

This faceboo has 100 friends and no life

She’s my faceboo but she doesn’t even know who I am

by Slangipedia 3d ago