Faceboocrastinating

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Faceboocrastinating is when you ignore your work to post selfies and get likes from people who don't even know you

I had a report due yesterday, but I posted 7 selfies instead.

My boss walked by and I was still typing a status about my cat's hair.

I spent 2 hours on Facebook and got 3 likes. My report got a C.

Faceboocrastinating is when you pretend to work while you're really just scrolling through Facebook and laughing at memes

I opened my laptop and said I was working. I was actually watching a cat video.

I clicked 'like' on a meme and forgot about my math homework.

I got a message from my mom asking if I was alive. I replied with a meme.

Faceboocrastinating is when you let Facebook take over your life and forget about everything else

I got 100 notifications and ignored my mom's call.

I spent the whole day on Facebook and didn't eat lunch.

I forgot my friend's birthday because I was too busy liking a post about pizza.

Faceboocrastinating is when you waste your time on Facebook instead of doing something useful

I spent 3 hours watching videos of dogs instead of doing my homework.

I clicked on 20 links and still didn't finish my project.

I got 10 likes and 100 notifications and still didn't do my work.

Faceboocrastinating is when you let Facebook make you forget about your responsibilities

I got a message from my teacher and ignored it for 2 hours.

I posted a status about my day and forgot about my test.

I got a call from my mom and said I was working. I was on Facebook.