Faceboochisme

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When you spam Facebook with juicy rumors about people you used to hang out with, just because they ignored you for lunch.

'She said you cried in the bathroom when your crush didn't text you back.'

'He's got a girlfriend and a baby and still thinks he's cool.'

'They broke up because he said her hair looked like a raccoon.'

The worst kind of gossip, but it happens on Facebook, and it’s only for people who still care about what happened in middle school.

'You know she got kicked out of the group chat for saying your mom's name in a song.'

'He said your ex is dating your brother and it's totally true.'

'She posted your lunch order on the group chat and now everyone knows you eat chicken nuggets.'

You post mean stuff about people on Facebook just to feel important, even if it's all lies.

'He's not cool. He got in trouble for eating pizza during math class.'

'She said you fell off the bleachers during gym and nobody believed you.'

'He's not dating her. He's dating her sister and it's a total setup.'

You talk trash about people on Facebook because you’re bored and you don’t have a life.

'She said you failed science and now you have to take it again.'

'He posted that you cried when your dog ran away.'

'She said you’re still mad about the time you got stuck in the toilet.'

You spread fake news on Facebook just to make people look bad and feel worse.

'He said you got in trouble for eating glitter during art class.'

'She said you got kicked out of the lunch table for eating too many candy bars.'

'He said your crush thinks you're ugly and it's totally true.'