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Looking at Facebook like a hungry dog looking at a bone, just hoping to see a picture of some juicy cleavage.

I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a pic of her in a tank top. I almost died.

My friend's ex posted a selfie with a bra on. I got a hard-on.

I saw a pic of my cousin's friend's sister's best friend's dog. Still worth it.

Checking out your friends' friends' pictures like a detective looking for a bikini-clad criminal.

I looked at my friend's friend's album and found a whole album of beach pics. I got a boner.

I checked my friend's friend's profile and saw a picture of her in a bikini. I stared for five minutes.

I saw my friend's friend's friend's album called 'Beach Vibes 2023' and opened it like it was a treasure chest.

Putting your face right in between two boobs like you’re trying to get a free massage from heaven.

He put his face between my boobs and didn't move for ten minutes. I was mad.

My brother did that during a hug and wouldn't stop laughing.

I tried that and got a face full of breast. It was worth it.

When a girl hugs you so tight you're practically suffocating on her chest like it's a sandwich.

She hugged me so hard I could feel her heartbeat in my face. It was hot.

My crush gave me a hug and I almost passed out from the pressure.

My sister did that to me and I still haven't forgiven her.

Fake boobs on Facebook that look like they were airbrushed by a magician and photoshopped by a demon.

Her profile pic looked like she had a breast implant and a face lift. I was jealous.

His ex posted a photo of herself with fake boobs that looked like they were from a movie.

That girl's Faceboob picture was so fake, it had a filter on it.

When your boob accidentally hits the 'Add Friend' button on Facebook like it was a personal attack.

I was trying to add a friend and my boob hit the button. It was a miracle.

He bumped the 'Add Friend' button with his boob and got a notification. It was embarrassing.

My sister's boob hit the button on Facebook. She didn't even notice.

A Facebook user who is so new, they don’t know how to use the app and still think it's a game.

He posted a picture of a cat and called it his profile pic. He's a noob.

She added 200 friends and still didn’t know how to like a post. She’s a newbie.

He posted a message that said 'Hello' and called it a status. That’s a FaceBook noob.