Faceboobed

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When your boob gets smushed by a friend request on Facebook like it's your ex's face.

My friend request got smushed by my boob. I'm not even sorry.

I Faceboobed myself by accident. My boob is now famous.

My friend request got crushed by my boob. It's a tragedy.

Snooping through Facebook for pictures of hot cleavage like you're a detective looking for a missing bra.

I'm snooping through Facebook for cleavage pics. I'm like a detective.

I found a cleavage pic. It's better than my mom's bra.

I'm stalking my friends' cleavage like it's my job.

Looking at friends of friends pictures hoping to see a bikini that’s not fake and not from 2012.

I looked at my friend's friend's picture and saw a 2012 bikini. It was sad.

I hope my friend of a friend has a real bikini and not a fake one.

I’m looking at pictures of friends of friends just to find a decent bikini.

Putting your head between someone’s boobs like it’s your new yoga pose.

I did a faceboob yoga pose and my face got smushed. It was worth it.

I put my head between her boobs like it was a yoga pose. I got a faceboob workout.

I did the faceboob yoga and my face got squished. It was a total faceboob.

When a girl hugs you so tight your face gets squished into her chest like you’re both fighting for the same snack.

She hugged me so hard my face got squished. It was a faceboob hug.

I got faceboobed by a girl’s hug like it was a wrestling match.

That hug was so tight I got faceboobed. I’m not mad, I’m just squished.

Fake pictures of big boobs that look like they’re Photoshopped and sometimes even hide the person’s face like they’re hiding from a camera.

That Faceboob pic was fake. It looked like it was Photoshopped by a 10-year-old.

She posted a Faceboob pic that didn’t even show her face. It was a total scam.

That Faceboob pic was so fake it looked like it came from a 2012 vacation.

A newb on Facebook who doesn't know what a Faceboob is and probably posted a fake cleavage pic.

That newb on Facebook posted a fake cleavage pic. I faceboobed them.

He’s a noob on Facebook and doesn’t know what a Faceboob is. I faceboobed him.

She’s a newbie on Facebook and posted a fake cleavage pic. I faceboobed her.