Faceboob Friend

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You friend someone on Facebook just so you can look at their boob photos and pretend you care.

Added you so I can see your selfies and not your brain.

Why are you my friend? You haven’t talked to me since 2013.

I’m not following you for your brain. I’m following you for your cleavage.

A Facebook friend you keep just to see their hot pictures and forget they exist once you’re done.

You’re my 200th friend. I’m only keeping you for the selfies.

I added you so I can laugh at your cleavage shots.

You’re just a background friend. I don’t need you for anything real.

When you friend someone on Facebook just so you can see their hot photos and ignore them forever.

You’re my 500th friend. I didn’t even notice you.

I added you so I could look at your cleavage and not your face.

You’re just a friend I keep for the pictures and not the conversation.