Facebonking

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Getting laid through Facebook. Like when you chat, message, or post on someone's wall until you end up in bed together.

DM: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' Reply: 'Only if you promise to bring snacks.' 3 weeks later: 'We’re not just hanging out anymore.'

Wall post: 'This photo is fire.' 10 minutes later: 'You’re fire.' 2 hours later: 'We’re on a date.'

Chat: 'Hey, want to talk?' 20 minutes later: 'You’re my new favorite person.' 1 hour later: 'We’re dating.'

A stupid spelling of Facebook that somehow means getting blown in the face while giving head.

Text: 'I found out Facebonking is a real word.' Reply: 'You’re getting a face full of cum.'

Caption: 'Facebonking is a thing now.' Comment: 'You’re getting the worst of it.'

DM: 'I just learned about Facebonking.' Reply: 'You’re about to be the first test subject.'

A person who goes nuts on Facebook. They comment on every photo, write on every wall, and join every group just to feel important.

Post: 'This photo is me and my cat.' Comment: 'This is the best photo ever!' 2 hours later: 'This photo needs a second comment.'

Wall post: 'Happy birthday!' Reply: 'Thanks! Did you know I joined your group 3 days ago?'

Message: 'Hey, wanna be friends?' Reply: 'Only if you follow me on 5 groups.'

A dirty word for giving head that’s less gross than skull fucking. Also a typo of Facebook.

Text: 'I did facebonking last night.' Reply: 'You’re getting a good grade on that.'

Message: 'Facebonking is my favorite.' Reply: 'You’re getting a good grade on that too.'

Caption: 'Facebonking is a real thing.' Comment: 'You’re getting the best grade of all time.'