Facebonkers

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A person who goes absolutely nuts on Facebook. They comment on every photo, write on every wall, and join every group like it's their life mission.

Just posted a comment on my ex's vacation photo: 'You look like a donkey on a trampoline.'

Tagged 12 people in a group called 'People Who Still Care About This.'

Sent a message to my grandma: 'You look like a hot dog at a funeral.'

A dumb way to spell Facebook. It’s also a joke about getting face-fucked while giving head. Very crude, very true.

Facebonkers = my life on weekends. 'Facebonkers' is my new nickname at work.

My friend called me Facebonkers after I got a tattoo of Facebook on my face.

My dog knows what Facebonkers means. He runs away every time I log on.

A nicer way to say giving head. People use it so they don’t have to say 'skull fucking' in front of their mom.

He said, 'I’m going to give you a Facebonkers.' I was confused but flattered.

My sister’s new boyfriend says Facebonkers every time he eats breakfast.

My teacher gave me a detention for writing 'Facebonkers' on the blackboard.

Having sex through Facebook. It’s like dating but worse. You message, chat, and post on each other’s walls like it’s a love letter.

We’ve been Facebonkers for two years. Still haven’t met in real life.

She messaged me 10 times a day. I finally said, 'Are we dating or are you Facebonkers?'

He asked me out on a date. I said, 'Only if you Facebonkers me first.'