Facebonk

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A stupid way to spell Facebook. It also means getting face-fucked while giving head. It's like the worst kind of double punishment.
I got facebonked by my ex during lunch break. It was like a surprise party I didn't want.
My cousin Facebonked her boyfriend in the cafeteria. The whole school heard it.
He Facebonked me in the car. I had to drive like a maniac to hide my face.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fancy name for head. People use it to sound cool. It's just giving head, but with more drama and less shame.
She said she was going to Facebonk me. I thought it was a date. It was a disaster.
He Facebonked me in the park. I was so embarrassed, I ran home.
My friend Facebonked her crush. Now they're together. I'm jealous.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who goes insane on Facebook. They comment on everything. They’re like a dog that won’t stop barking.
My aunt Facebonked the whole family. She commented on every photo. It was annoying.
He Facebonked me by messaging me 20 times a day. I lost my mind.
She Facebonked me by joining 100 groups. I don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Getting head through Facebook. It’s like cheating, but with messages and wall posts. It’s sneaky and stupid.
They Facebonked each other through private messages. It was like a secret affair.
She Facebonked him on Facebook. I found out by reading his wall.
They Facebonked every day. I had to stop them.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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