facebones

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Facebones is the ugly skeleton who lives in a giant metal house and yells at people while they tour his stinky home. He also shows up before shows and makes you feel like you're about to die.

Facebones screamed at me like I owed him money.

He showed up before the concert and I got a headache.

He lives in Mordhaus and it smells like old socks.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebones is when you get a hard-on because someone's Facebook pictures are so bad they look like they were taken in a dark room with a flash from a fart.

I saw her Facebook pics and I got a boner.

His profile pic is a blurry photo from 2003.

She posted a selfie and I almost died from laughing.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebones is when you send someone a picture of your naked body on Facebook like you're trying to win a bet or get a promotion.

I sent my boss a naked pic and he gave me a raise.

I sent my mom a pic and she called me a disgrace.

I sent my crush a pic and he blocked me.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebones is when you hook up with someone on Facebook like you're both desperate and have no life.

We hooked up on Facebook and now we're best friends.

We met on Facebook and now we're dating.

We had a one-night stand and now we're blocked.

by Slangipedia 3d ago