Facebok

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Facebok is when you try to type Facebook but your brain is too lazy and your fingers are too drunk. It's also a website that looks like it was built by a toddler with a broken keyboard and a hate for humans.
I tried to go to Facebook, but I ended up on Facebok. My brain is now officially dead.
My mom asked me to post a photo, and I typed Facebok instead. She thinks I'm cursed.
I tried to log into Facebook, but Facebok popped up. I cried.
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Facebok is when you're scrolling through Facebook looking for hot people, but you end up staring at a picture of a sweaty guy in a gym shirt like it's the end of the world.
I was looking for a date, and I saw a guy who looked like he had a goat for a face. I died.
I opened Facebook to find love, and I got a man with a mustache so big it could choke a horse.
I was checking out profiles, and I saw a guy with a face that looked like it had been hit by a truck. I quit.
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Facebok is your face. It's also when a chicken hits another chicken in the face. It's the most popular social media site for chickens, turkeys, and people who hate their lives. It's also when something slaps your face like it's your ex.
My face is my Facebok. It's ugly and I'm proud of it.
My chicken got hit in the face by another chicken. It's Facebok in action.
My mom slapped me in the face. That's Facebok.
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