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thinking your fake online friends are as good as real ones, even though they probably wouldn't save you from a burning house.

I have 1,000 friends on Facebook but none showed up when I had a flat tire.

My ex is my top friend on Facebook but still blocks me when I post pizza pics.

I got 50 likes on my 'I’m sad' post but didn’t get one call from any of them.

when you believe all your Facebook friends are your besties, even though they only like your posts when they’re hungry.

I posted a selfie and got 100 likes but only 2 comments. Both said, 'I’m hungry.'

My mom liked my post but didn’t come to my birthday party because she was busy eating chips.

I got 200 likes for my 'I’m tired' post but didn’t get one invite to a real party.

when you think your Facebook friends are real people, but they're just people who clicked 'like' while watching cat videos.

I posted 'I’m bored' and got 100 likes but no one asked me to hang out.

My ex 'liked' my post but still doesn’t know my phone number.

I got 50 likes for my 'I’m sad' post but none of them sent me a message.

the fake happiness you get from thinking all your Facebook friends are your real friends, even though they wouldn't help you in a real crisis.

I posted 'I’m broke' and got 100 likes but no one sent me cash.

My 1,000 Facebook friends didn’t show up to my party, but they all liked my post.

I got 200 likes for 'I’m sad' but none of them called me when I cried.

when you think your Facebook friends are real people, but they’re just strangers who clicked a button.

I posted a photo of my dog and got 50 likes but no one asked about my dog.

My ex 'liked' my post but still didn’t message me.

I got 100 likes for 'I’m tired' but didn’t get one invite to hang out.

when you think your Facebook friends are your real friends, even though they only know you from a post about pizza.

I posted 'I’m sad' and got 100 likes but none of them came to my funeral.

My 500 Facebook friends liked my post but none showed up to my party.

I got 200 likes for 'I’m broke' but no one sent me money.