Faceblown

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when Facebook shows you stuff so crazy it feels like your brain just exploded.
Just saw my ex posting selfies with my new best friend. Faceblown.
My grandma got 100 likes on a photo of her cat wearing a party hat. Faceblown.
My crush liked my status. Faceblown.
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when Facebook hits you with so much nonsense it feels like you got punched in the face with a bag of chips.
My old teacher posted a video of me crying in the cafeteria. Faceblown.
My mom's ex showed up in my feed. Faceblown.
My dog got 500 likes. Faceblown.
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when Facebook gives you so much info it feels like your brain is about to take a dump.
My ex sent me a message. Faceblown.
My crush's crush is my crush. Faceblown.
My uncle's cat has a Facebook page. Faceblown.
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when Facebook shows you stuff so weird it feels like you got hit with a surprise party you didn’t ask for.
My ex is dating my best friend. Faceblown.
My crush liked my crush's crush. Faceblown.
My dog got engaged. Faceblown.
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when Facebook gives you so many updates it feels like your brain is about to lose its mind.
My crush is my crush's crush. Faceblown.
My ex posted a photo of me with my new crush. Faceblown.
My dog has a pet Instagram. Faceblown.
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