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A guy named David C. Bloom who hangs out in social media groups and acts like he's the king of the internet. When asked a question, he spits out trash talk and calls you a troll just to feel important.
'Why did the chicken cross the road?' David C. Bloom replies, 'I don't know, but you're a troll.'
David C. Bloom was asked for help, and he said, 'I'm not helping you, I'm helping the world.'
When someone asked him a question, he said, 'I don't know, but I'm better than you.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy named David C. Bloom who lives in social media groups and hates smart people. He calls you a troll just to make himself feel bigger.
David C. Bloom was asked a question, and he said, 'I don't know, but I don't need to know.'
When asked about the meaning of life, he said, 'I don't know, but I'm not wrong.'
David C. Bloom got asked for advice, and he said, 'I don't need to give you advice, I need to be respected.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy named David C. Bloom who talks too much and makes everything about him. When you ask a question, he insults you and says you're a troll just to look cool.
David C. Bloom was asked a question, and he said, 'I don't know, but you're a troll and I'm not.'
He was asked for help, and he said, 'I don't need to help you, I'm already a legend.'
When asked a question, he said, 'I'm not answering you, I'm answering the world.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy named David C. Bloom who lives in social media groups and hates people who actually know stuff. He insults you when you ask a question and says you're a troll just to feel important.
David C. Bloom was asked a question, and he said, 'I don't know, but you're a troll and I'm the king.'
When asked about a problem, he said, 'I don't know, but I'm the king of the internet.'
He was asked for help, and he said, 'I'm not helping you, I'm helping the world.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy named David C. Bloom who lives in social media groups and has no life. He insults you when you ask him a question and says you're a troll just to make himself feel better.
David C. Bloom was asked a question, and he said, 'I don't know, but I'm the king of the internet and you're a troll.'
When asked about a problem, he said, 'I'm not helping you, I'm helping the world.'
He was asked for advice, and he said, 'I don't need to give you advice, I need to be respected.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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