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A Facebook user who posts so much it feels like they’re writing a diary and screaming it to the world.

I posted 12 times today. My dog ate my lunch. My life is chaos.

My ex just liked my post. I might cry. Or vomit.

I updated my status 7 times in 10 minutes. I’m not a human. I’m a bot.

A person who uses Facebook like it’s a public toilet and they’re the only one who uses it.

I posted about my sandwich. It’s a crime. My sandwich is a crime.

I just posted my thoughts. I didn’t realize I was shouting them to my mom.

I posted my feelings. Now my sister knows my business. She will never let me live it down.

A Facebook user who updates their status more than a kid updates their snack.

I posted about my day. My day is boring, but my post is dramatic.

I just posted my mood. It’s ‘sad’ but I’m actually mad at my brother.

I posted my feelings again. My followers are tired. I don’t care.

A person who uses Facebook like it’s their diary, but they don’t know how to write.

I posted my thoughts. They make no sense. I don’t care.

I just wrote my feelings. My grammar is terrible. My life is worse.

I posted my day. It’s a disaster. But it’s my disaster.

A Facebook user who posts so much it’s like they’re fighting for the title of ‘Most Annoying Person’.

I posted my life. It’s boring, but I’m not done yet.

I just posted my feelings. I might post them again. I’m serious.

I updated my status. I’m not finished. I’m just getting started.

A person who uses Facebook like it’s their personal therapist and their best friend.

I posted my problems. My therapist would be proud. My best friend is tired.

I just wrote my thoughts. They’re messy, but they’re mine.

I posted my feelings. Now my therapist and my best friend know my business.