Faceblocking

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When you block someone on Facebook because they're a pain in the ass, they follow you like a ghost, and they're probably a murderer.

I blocked my ex because she still follows me and texts me at 2 AM.

I blocked my creepy neighbor because he stalks me and sends me weird messages.

I blocked my dad because he keeps posting embarrassing photos of me.

When you get blocked on Facebook and you can't even see your ex's updates anymore because the CEO of your company thinks you're too busy to work.

My boss blocked me on Facebook because I posted too many memes during meetings.

My coworker got blocked by the CEO because he spent all day playing Fortnite.

I got blocked on Facebook because I posted too many pictures of my cat.

When you ignore a friend request from someone because you're too lazy to accept it and they're probably your ex.

I ignored my ex's friend request because I don't want to see her again.

I ignored my annoying cousin's friend request because he always bugs me.

I ignored my crush's friend request because I was too shy to accept it.

When you can't post anything on Facebook because you're too busy being blocked by your ex or your mom.

I couldn't post anything on Facebook because my ex blocked me.

I couldn't post on Facebook because my mom kept commenting on my posts and it was annoying.

I couldn't post anything because my boss blocked me and I was too scared to post.

When you get blocked on Facebook after someone pokes you too much or sends you too many messages and you're just done with them.

I got blocked on Facebook because my ex poked me 10 times a day.

I got blocked by my friend because he kept sending me messages about his dog.

I got blocked by my crush because he poked me every hour.

When you block someone on Facebook just because they're a pain and you want them to leave you alone.

I blocked my ex because she kept commenting on my posts and it was annoying.

I blocked my annoying neighbor because he kept sending me weird messages.

I blocked my boss because he kept commenting on my posts and it was too much.

When a sorority girl blocks a guy because he's too dumb and she doesn't want to be cockblocked by him.

The sorority girl blocked the guy because he asked her for her number and she thought he was too dumb.

The girl blocked the guy because he was too shy and she didn't want to be cockblocked.

The sorority girl blocked the guy because he was too much and she didn't want to be cockblocked.