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When you fake your life on social media to make people think you're living the dream while you're actually crying in a bathroom
I took 17 selfies in a fancy restaurant just to post one. Looks like I'm rich. I'm actually broke and hungover.
My dog just ate my homework. I posted a photo of my dog wearing a graduation cap. It's a lie.
I texted my mom a photo of a fancy hotel room. I was in a parking lot. I'm a fraud.
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Posting fake life stuff online to trick people into thinking you're happy when you're actually mad at your life
I took a picture of my pizza with a sunset filter. My life is a disaster. I'm just hungry.
I posted a video of me walking in a park. I was walking to the store because I ran out of toilet paper.
I told everyone I went to Paris. I went to the mall. I'm a fake tourist.
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Making up your life on social media so people think you're awesome even though you're just tired and sad
I posted a picture of me eating a burger at a fancy restaurant. I was at a drive-thru. I'm a fake rich kid.
I said I got a new car. It's a 2005 Toyota. I'm just pretending.
I took a picture of my cat wearing sunglasses and said it's my new best friend. It's just a cat.
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Putting on a fake life on social media so people think you're perfect even though your life is a mess
I posted a photo of me in a hotel room. I was at my aunt's house. I'm just lying.
I said I went to a concert. I watched it on my phone in my pajamas. I'm a fraud.
I took a picture of my lunch and said it's a gourmet meal. It's a sandwich. I'm a fake foodie.
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Making up your life on social media so people think you're happy even though you're just sad and tired
I posted a picture of me in a fancy car. I was in a rental car. I'm just pretending.
I said I went on a vacation. I went to the store. I'm a fake traveler.
I took a photo of my breakfast and said it's a chef's special. It's just toast. I'm a fake chef.
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Creating a fake life on social media to trick people into thinking you're amazing when you're just tired and broken
I posted a picture of me eating a cake. I was eating a muffin. I'm a fake cake eater.
I said I got a promotion. I got a raise. I'm just pretending.
I took a photo of my dog and said it's my new best friend. It's just a dog.
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