faceblaze

Hey bro, you’re on Facetime and I’m trying to work. You’re faceblazing me to death.

My mom called me for a math test, and I was faceblazing my friend. She saw me eating a taco and smoking at the same time.

My teacher walked in on me faceblazing my crush during lunch. I got detention and a high five from my crush.

I faceblazed my brother so hard he started crying and ate my pizza.

My dog was faceblazing me during my Zoom meeting. He ate my laptop and got a standing ovation from my class.

I faceblazed my mom while she was cooking. She burned the house down and yelled at me.

I faceblazed my friend during our group project. He started singing show tunes and we failed the project.

My cousin faceblazed me during her college interview. She got in, but she also got a ticket for smoking in the school parking lot.

I faceblazed my crush and now he follows me everywhere. He even brought me snacks.

I faceblazed my friend during his job interview. He got the job, but he also got a ticket for smoking in the office.

My brother faceblazed me during our family dinner. He got kicked out and started a band called 'The Blazin' Faces.'

I faceblazed my teacher during class. She failed me, but she also gave me extra credit for being creative.

I faceblazed my crush during our first date. He asked me to be his girlfriend, but he also asked me to stop smoking.

My dad faceblazed me during his Zoom meeting with his boss. He got a promotion and a ticket for smoking in the office.

I faceblazed my best friend during our group project. We got an A, but we also got kicked out of the room.