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When you log off Facebook and pretend the person who just messaged you doesn't exist. It's like they vanished, and you're the king of the world for ignoring them.
"Hey, I'm still here," he said. I turned off my phone and went to sleep.
"You sent me 17 messages. I'm not even mad. I'm just victorious."
She posted a status about my ex. I blocked her. Then I went to get a milkshake."
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You Faceblank someone when you're too lazy to reply and you're mad they're still breathing. It's like you're telling them, 'You're not important enough to deserve my attention.'
"Why are you still talking to me?" he asked. I turned my phone upside down and walked away.
I saw her comment on my wall. I ignored it. Then I went to eat pizza and forgot about her.
He sent me a message at 2 AM. I left it there and went to bed like a champion."
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