Faceblackout

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When you fall into a trance staring at Facebook profiles like they’re your ex’s face in a crowd. You snap out of it when you see some weird kid’s photo and feel like you just got caught peeping in a window.

I was Faceblackout for 2 hours. Now I feel like I’ve been staring at a kid’s face for 2 hours.

I opened Facebook, looked at 10 profiles, and now I’m staring at a guy’s face like he just insulted my mom.

I Faceblackout’d so hard, I thought my ex was in the photo. Turns out it was a guy named Bob.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you’re so lost in Facebook profiles, you forget your own name. You wake up when you see a random person’s photo and feel like you just got caught by your mom’s friend.

I was Faceblackout and forgot I had a life. Now I feel like I just got caught by my mom’s friend.

I looked at 50 profiles and now I see a random girl’s face. I feel like I just got caught by my principal.

I Faceblackout’d so much, I thought I was looking at my ex. Turns out it was my neighbor’s kid.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you go into a deep sleep on Facebook, only to wake up when you see a random person’s photo. You feel like you just got caught by your teacher and your mom at the same time.

I Faceblackout’d and woke up looking at a random guy’s photo. I feel like I got caught by my teacher and my mom.

I was Faceblackout and saw a weird person’s face. Now I feel like I just got caught eating chips in class.

I Faceblackout’d for 3 hours. Now I feel like I just got caught by my teacher and my mom.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you’re so obsessed with Facebook profiles, you forget what day it is. You snap back when you see a random person and feel like you just got yelled at by your mom and your boss.

I Faceblackout’d so much, I forgot what day it was. Now I feel like I just got yelled at by my mom and my boss.

I was Faceblackout and saw a random person. I feel like I just got yelled at by my teacher and my principal.

I Faceblackout’d and saw some weird kid’s photo. I feel like I just got yelled at by my mom and my dad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you stare at Facebook profiles like they’re your ex’s face in a crowd. You snap out of it when you see some weird person and feel like you just got caught by your mom and your teacher.

I was Faceblackout and saw a random person. Now I feel like I just got caught by my mom and my teacher.

I Faceblackout’d and saw a weird kid. I feel like I just got caught by my mom and my principal.

I stared at Facebook profiles for hours. Now I see a random face and feel like I just got caught by my teacher.

by Slangipedia 13d ago