Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake friend you got from Facebook because you were too lazy to actually talk to them.

I added 50 people today, and none of them will ever reply.

She’s my Facebook friend, but she doesn’t even know who I am.

He has 1,000 friends but still cries about being lonely.

2

Facebook is a facebitch when it turns your life into a giant complaint box.

I just posted I’m sad, and 12 people replied with ‘me too’ but didn’t even ask why.

She posted 20 times in one day about how her life is a disaster.

He lives in his own world and thinks everyone reads his Facebook rants.

3

You whine about not having time, but then you waste 5 hours on Facebook like it’s your job.

I told my mom I was busy, but I was just scrolling Facebook.

I had a test and still posted 3 status updates.

He said he was working, but he was just watching cat videos.

4

They complain about you talking to someone on Facebook like it’s the end of the world.

She posted I’m mad because I didn’t get a message from my ex.

He said he was ‘dying’ because his friend was talking to someone else.

She waited for a message like it was a royal decree.

5

They cuss you out on Facebook but then beg you for money in real life.

She called me a stupid f*** on Facebook but asked for a loan.

He posted I hate you but came to my house for pizza.

She said I was a loser but then cried for help.

6

They use Facebook to talk trash instead of saying it to your face.

She posted I hate you but didn’t even tell me to my face.

He said I was a no-life loser on Facebook but didn’t come to school.

She posted I’m better than you but still follows me.

7

They’re either your online enemy, your fake friend, or a coward who hides behind Facebook.

She’s my fake friend, but she doesn’t even know I exist.

He’s the guy who only talks to me on Facebook.

She uses Formspring to talk trash because she’s too scared to say it to my face.