facebirthday

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Your birthday is just a sad reminder that no one cares enough to actually remember you. All you get is some lazy Facebook messages from people who forgot your name.

Hey, did you have a good birthday?

Happy birthday, I guess.

You’re still alive? Cool.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

It’s when your birthday comes and goes like it never happened. People just post a quick message on Facebook because they don’t want to seem like they forgot you completely.

Happy birthday! (from someone who didn’t even know it was your birthday)

You’re still here? That’s impressive.

I barely remember my own birthday, so I’m not going to remember yours.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You get zero love on your birthday. Just a few Facebook posts from people who barely know you. It’s like your birthday was a total waste of time.

Hey, happy birthday! (from a person who only knows your first name)

You’re still breathing? That’s a win.

I’m still alive, so I’m going to ignore your birthday.

by Slangipedia 4d ago