facebird

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A Facebook user who shows up on their friends' pages and poops all over the place.

Just saw my old crush's post and commented 'Still ugly' and left a 💩 emoji.

Tagged 10 people in a photo of my dog and called it 'the greatest facebird ever'.

Posted a status saying 'I'm alive' and then added 200 friends in 10 seconds.

A Facebook user who crashes a friend's page like a drunk man at a party and makes a mess.

Left a comment on my birthday post: 'You're still fat.' And then blocked me.

Posted a picture of my cat and called it 'the facebird of the century.'

Liked 50 of my posts and then sent me a DM: 'You're not cool.'

A Facebook user who shows up uninvited and takes over the conversation like they own the place.

Commented on my post: 'You're a waste of oxygen.' And then liked it.

Posted a photo of my face and called it 'the facebird of the decade.'

Sent me a message saying 'You're annoying' and then added me to 10 groups.