Facebike

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A piece of junk that gets bought and flipped so fast it makes your head spin, all through Facebook Marketplace, with a MOT that’s barely worth the paper it’s printed on and zero paperwork to back it up.

Just bought this facebike for $200, sold it for $350, and now it’s broken. Classic.

This facebike was supposed to last me a week. It lasted 3 days and a curse.

I bought a facebike, drove it twice, and it died. I’m not even sad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A car that changes hands like it’s got a caffeine addiction, all through Facebook, with a MOT that’s weaker than a toddler and no papers to prove it.

This facebike was bought and sold in one day. I didn’t even get a thank you.

That facebike was a disaster waiting to happen. I sold it before it crashed.

I bought a facebike, it didn’t work, and now I’m out $200.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A car that gets sold and resold like it’s on a rollercoaster, all through Facebook, with a MOT that’s barely alive and zero paperwork to back it up.

This facebike was sold three times in one week. I’m getting dizzy.

I bought a facebike, it worked for two days, then it died. Classic.

That facebike was a mess. I sold it before it could mess me up.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A car that’s flipped faster than a hot potato, all through Facebook, with a MOT that’s barely legible and no paperwork to prove it’s real.

This facebike was flipped so fast it’s like it had a schedule.

I bought a facebike, it worked for one day, then it quit. I swear.

That facebike was a hot potato. I dropped it and it died.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A car that’s bought and sold like it’s got a timer, all through Facebook, with a MOT that’s barely there and no paperwork to save your life.

This facebike was sold in under an hour. I barely had time to breathe.

I bought a facebike, it worked for two days, then it ran away from me.

That facebike was a time bomb. I sold it before it exploded.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A car that gets flipped like it’s got a job, all through Facebook, with a MOT that’s weaker than a whisper and no paperwork to prove it’s real.

This facebike had a job. It got flipped three times in one day.

I bought a facebike, it worked for one day, then it quit. That’s not fair.

That facebike was a job. It worked, then it got fired.

by Slangipedia 13d ago