Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A high school girl who can’t stop posting on Facebook. She updates her status more than a bathroom break and has more pictures than a photo booth. If she gets over 1000 comments, she’s a god, and everyone else bows to her.

Just posted my 37th selfie today. I’m famous.

My status is ‘I’m tired but I’m still posting.’

1000 comments? I’m a god now. You all better worship me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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When you’re so drained you face-plant into your bed and pass out like a dead man.

My face hit the bed. I died.

I fell asleep like I was shot.

I didn’t even remove my socks. I’m that tired.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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When you jerk off to your friends’ Facebook posts. It’s like a porn but with captions.

That pizza post was too good. I had to touch myself.

He posted a photo of his dog. I came.

Her status said ‘I love him.’ I exploded.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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When you use Facebook just to keep your fingers busy. It’s like thumb wrestling with your friends’ lives.

I opened Facebook just to see what my life was missing.

I spent an hour scrolling. My fingers are sore.

I clicked ‘like’ 50 times. I’m tired.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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A guy who can’t get a girl so he jacks off to her Facebook photos. It’s like a love letter but with a hand job.

She posted a photo of her cat. I came.

He’s my favorite. I jerk off to his photos.

I stared at her profile for 2 hours. I’m a mess.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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When you cum to your friends’ photos on Facebook. It’s like a group chat but with a hand job.

I saw his photo. I exploded.

She posted a selfie. I died.

That photo was hot. I came.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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When you drink a beer and talk to a friend on FaceTime. It’s like a party but with a phone.

I had a beer and FaceTimed my best friend.

I drank and talked to my crush. It was perfect.

I was drunk and FaceTimed my mom. She was confused.

by Slangipedia 4d ago