facebhukaboudit

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A smug way of telling the world about some tiny drama you had, just because you think you're important. It's like bragging about your lunch to the whole school.
I just facebhukaboudit my ex because he spilled coffee on me. Classic.
She facebhukaboudit about her cat's haircut. What even is this?
He facebhukaboudit that I said he smelled like old socks. I did not.
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When you post something on Facebook about 'it' just to show off, even if 'it' was barely worth mentioning. It's like telling your mom about your sneaker collection.
I facebhukaboudit about my 20-minute argument with the pizza guy. It was 20 minutes.
She facebhukaboudit that her dog got a treat. The dog didn't even care.
He facebhukaboudit that I called him a donut. I did not.
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When you're too lazy to just talk to someone but still want to make them know you're upset. It's like sending a 500-word essay to your friend about your sandwich.
I facebhukaboudit because my friend forgot my birthday. I was mad for 10 minutes.
She facebhukaboudit about her breakup. It was 3 seconds.
He facebhukaboudit that I said his hair was messy. It was.
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A way to tell everyone about your tiny problems, just because you think people care. It's like crying over a crumpled napkin.
I facebhukaboudit that my mom called me a donut. I was a donut.
She facebhukaboudit that her phone died. It was 2 seconds.
He facebhukaboudit that I said his shoes were ugly. They were.
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When you post about your little issue on Facebook just to make people feel bad. It's like telling the class your pencil broke.
I facebhukaboudit that my friend said I looked like a donut. I did.
She facebhukaboudit that her coffee was cold. It was 2 minutes.
He facebhukaboudit that I said his hair was a mess. It was.
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