Facebhooker

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A person who uses Facebook to flirt and hook up with strangers. They don't care if you're ugly or fat. They just want your attention and your pants off.
Hey sexy, wanna meet up? I'm single and I'm not afraid to say it.
I saw your profile pic and I had to message you. You're hot.
Let's go out. I promise I won't judge your mom.
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A Facebook user who thinks they're a love god. They send messages to everyone and no one. They're desperate and they don't know it.
Hey, I saw your post. Let's be friends. Then maybe more.
I'm not just messaging you. I'm messaging everyone.
I'll message you. Then I'll message your brother.
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Someone who uses Facebook like a dating app. They don't care if you're a weirdo. They just want a date and a free dinner.
Hey, wanna go out? I'm not picky. I'll eat anything.
I saw your post. Let's go to the mall. I'll buy you a snack.
If you don't message me back, I'll message your ex.
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A person who sends you a message and then forgets about you. They only care about getting attention and not giving it.
Hey, I saw your post. Let's talk. I'm bored.
Hey, wanna hang out? I'm free all week.
Message me. I'll message you back. Probably.
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A Facebook user who thinks they're special. They don't care if you're ugly or fat. They just want your attention and your time.
Hey, I saw your post. Let's be friends. I like you.
You're cute. Let's go out.
I'm not just messaging you. I'm messaging everyone.
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Someone who uses Facebook to flirt with strangers. They don't care if you're a weirdo. They just want a date and a free snack.
Hey, I saw your post. Let's go out. I'm not picky.
You're hot. Let's meet up.
I'll message you. Then I'll message your brother.
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