Faceberry

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using that stupid notworking site on a blackberry because you're too lazy to switch to a real phone and it's like trying to breathe through a sock

Why is my Faceberry app crashing again? I swear it’s trying to kill me.

I Faceberryed my lunch break and now I have 17 notifications from my ex.

I Faceberryed my mom and she sent me a photo of her cat wearing a hat. What even is this?

when you're stuck on a blackberry and you're forced to use Faceberry because you're too cheap to buy a real phone or you're just that old

I Faceberryed my dog and my dog ignored me. That’s the last time I post selfies of my dog.

I Faceberryed my entire family and they all commented on my bad hair. I’m dying.

I Faceberryed my math test and failed it. My calculator has more friends than I do.

when you're too dumb to use a real phone and you're stuck on a blackberry, Faceberrying like it's your job and you're getting paid in snacks

I Faceberryed my boss and he said I can't take lunch breaks anymore. My life is over.

I Faceberryed my cat and my cat Faceberryed me back. We’re like a weird couple.

I Faceberryed my entire weekend and now I have 200 notifications and no life.