Faceberg

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A fancy word for Facebook that only cool kids and people who hate their moms use. It’s like calling your dog a ‘canine companion’ but worse.
Bro, why are you on Faceberg? Your mom’s still on MySpace.
I post my dog’s face on Faceberg so my mom thinks I’m popular.
Faceberg is just Facebook with a side of teenage drama and bad selfies.
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A photo on Faceberg that only shows the top of your head and a tiny bit of your face, like you’re hiding the fact that your butt is the size of a donkey.
My Faceberg photo looks like I got hit by a bus and only my face survived.
I posted a Faceberg pic and my friend asked if I had a face or just a nose.
That Faceberg photo is so bad, it makes my grandma’s selfies look good.
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