Facebender

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When someone loses their mind and spams Facebook with total garbage, nonsense, and words that don't make sense.
'I ate a pizza and now I'm the king of the world!'
'My dog is smarter than your mom.'
'The sky is purple today, and I’m not lying.'
2
When someone turns Facebook into a trash can, throwing in random stuff, dumb ideas, and words that make no sense at all.
'I just yelled at a toaster.'
'The moon is following me.'
'I think my coffee is plotting against me.'
3
When someone is so lost in their own head they post garbage, drivel, and total nonsense all over Facebook like it's their enemy.
'I just fought my sock.'
'The fridge is evil.'
'I cried at a vending machine.'
4
When someone turns Facebook into a circus, posting stupid stuff, dumb thoughts, and words that don’t even make sense.
'My cat is a superhero.'
'I just yelled at a cloud.'
'I think my phone is cheating on me.'
5
When someone acts like they're on a mission to fill Facebook with total garbage, dumb stuff, and nonsense that makes your brain hurt.
'I just won the war against my sock.'
'My plants are whispering secrets.'
'I think my chair is plotting against me.'
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When someone goes full crazy on Facebook with garbage, dumb stuff, and nonsense that makes you want to scream.
'I just yelled at my mirror.'
'I think my fridge is trying to take over the world.'
'My dog is the president.'
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