Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so wiped you crash face-first into the bed and pass out like a drunkard

I FaceBed so hard I woke up with my nose stuck to the mattress

My dog watched me FaceBed and laughed

I FaceBed during lunch and missed my math test

2

When you use Facebook like a porn site, scrolling through pics and videos of your friends and getting off to their lives

I FaceBed to my ex’s vacation pics and cried

My cousin FaceBeds to his crush’s selfies every day

I FaceBed to my friend’s cat videos and got a boner

3

When you’re too lazy to do anything but stare at Facebook for hours, just to keep your fingers busy

I FaceBed for three hours and posted a status about it

I FaceBed during my lunch break and forgot about food

I FaceBed so much my mom called me a Facebook addict

4

That girl who lives on Facebook, updates her status like it’s her job, and has more pictures than a photo album from the 1800s

My FaceBible has 1,000 comments and still updates her status

She FaceBible’d me into a group chat with 20 of her friends

She FaceBible’d me and I got 100 likes for a selfie

5

When you’re so desperate for a girl you jerk off to her Facebook pics like it’s a dating app

I FaceBed to her Facebook pics and cried

I FaceBed to my crush’s profile and got a boner

I FaceBed during class and got caught

6

When you jerk off to Facebook friends like they’re in a porn movie

I FaceBed to my friend’s vacation pics and got a boner

I FaceBed to my crush’s selfies and cried

I FaceBed so hard I got a Facebook notification

7

When you drink beer and talk to your friend on FaceTime like you’re in a bar and not on your phone

I FaceBed with my friend and drank a whole bottle of beer

I FaceBed during my lunch break and got drunk

I FaceBed and my mom walked in and thought I was drunk