Facebeat

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When you jerk off to Facebook pictures like they're your ex and you're still mad about the pizza.
I Facebeat to her vacation pics because she forgot my birthday.
He Facebeated to his ex's dog's photo album. That's a whole level of sad.
She Facebeated to her crush's 10th-grade yearbook photos. Still waiting for him to ask her out.
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Looking at Facebook pics so hard you get a woodie just from the glare of the screen.
He Facebeated to his ex's selfies while eating cereal at 3 a. m.
She Facebeated to her crush's photo album during math class. Got caught.
He Facebeated to his friend's gym selfies. Now he's sore and hard.
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When you get so turned on by Facebook pictures you start talking to them like they're your long-lost love.
He Facebeated to his ex's profile and DM'd her. She blocked him.
She Facebeated to her crush's photo album and cried in the bathroom.
He Facebeated to his friend's vacation pics and asked for a second opinion.
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Getting so horny from Facebook pics you start questioning your life choices and your ex's dating life.
He Facebeated to his ex's dating profile and started a Twitter rant.
She Facebeated to her crush's photos and skipped class.
He Facebeated to his friend's selfies and now he's confused.
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When you look at Facebook pics so much you start thinking your phone is your new lover.
He Facebeated to his ex's pics and called his phone 'his new girlfriend.'
She Facebeated to her crush's photos and broke up with her boyfriend.
He Facebeated to his friend's vacation pics and now he's obsessed with Bali.
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