Facebcrastination

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Facebcrastination is when you log on to Facebook just to avoid doing anything important and end up wasting your whole life.

I opened Facebook to check my mom's cat and now it's 3 a. m.

I wanted to study for my test but now I'm watching my ex's vacation pictures.

I was supposed to finish my homework but now I'm arguing with my cousin about the best pizza place.

Facebcrastination is like taking a dump in your brain while you're on Facebook.

I was supposed to be working but now I'm watching my gym teacher's live stream of his breakfast.

I opened Facebook and now I'm arguing with my uncle about the best video game ever.

I started a conversation with my crush and now it's 2 a. m.

Facebcrastination is the act of pretending to be productive while you're actually just scrolling through Facebook.

I told my teacher I was researching and I was just looking at my friend's dog's profile.

I said I was working on my essay but I was just watching my cousin's live stream of him eating cereal.

I told my mom I was doing my math homework but I was just commenting on my grandma's status.

Facebcrastination is the worst kind of laziness you can have while being online.

I was supposed to be studying and I was just commenting on my cousin's vacation pictures.

I told my teacher I was doing my project but I was just watching my uncle's video about his new car.

I said I was working on my test but I was just arguing with my brother about the best pizza in town.

Facebcrastination is when Facebook takes over your life and you don't even notice.

I started checking my notifications and now I'm late for work.

I opened Facebook and now I'm arguing with my ex about the best song ever.

I was supposed to be doing my homework but now I'm watching my mom's live stream of her baking.

Facebcrastination is like being in a fight with your brain and losing every time.

I told myself I'd just check my messages and now I'm watching my uncle's live stream of him eating pizza.

I said I'd just look at my notifications and now I'm arguing with my cousin about the best movie ever.

I told myself I'd just post a status and now it's 4 a. m.