Facebawarkward

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You add someone on Facebook and then act like you don’t know them when you bump into them later. It’s like you’re both trying to forget the worst part of your childhood.

Hey, I just saw your profile picture. I almost peed my pants.

You added me on Facebook, then walked past me like I was a ghost.

I saw you on Facebook, then you saw me, and we both ran away.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You friend someone on Facebook and then pretend you never saw them again. It’s like you both got stuck in a time machine and forgot how to talk.

You added me on Facebook. Then I saw you at the store. I almost screamed.

I saw you on Facebook. Then you saw me. Then we both ran into a wall.

You added me on Facebook, then you ignored me like I was your ex.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You add someone on Facebook, and then you see them in real life and act like you didn’t just add them. It’s like you both have a death wish.

You added me on Facebook. Then we saw each other in the grocery store. I was so mad I almost hit the cart.

You added me on Facebook. Then I saw you at the mall. I almost cried.

You added me on Facebook. Then you saw me in class. I almost died.

by Slangipedia 14d ago