facebatn'

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When you cum all over your phone from looking at random Facebook pics

I saw a guy in a chicken suit and I couldn't take it no more

My aunt's profile picture is a goat and I'm still not over it

That guy's vacation photo made me cry and ejaculate

Getting so turned on by Facebook pics that you start wacking off in public

I wacked off in the grocery store because of a dog wearing sunglasses

My facebatn' happened during a Zoom call with my boss

I was eating a taco when I saw a baby in a tutu and I lost it

The moment you see a Facebook picture and you just know you're going to cum

I saw a guy wearing a hat made of socks and I knew it was over

My mom's vacation photo had a llama and I was done for

That guy's face was so sad I had to wack off in my pants