facebasm

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When a Facebook user starts deleting friends like they're on fire and it's all because they posted too much crap about their life and feelings to people they barely know.
DM: 'I'm deleting all of you. You're too loud.'
Status: 'My life is a mess. I'm deleting everyone.'
Tweet: 'I added 100 friends. Now I'm deleting 100 friends. Life is a circle.'
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A Facebook friend purge that happens because someone talked too much about their feelings to people who didn't ask.
Message: 'You said too much. You're out.'
Post: 'I'm deleting all my friends. They're annoying.'
Tweet: 'I added friends. Now I'm deleting friends. I'm confused.'
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When someone on Facebook decides to cut off all their friends because they shared too much and it was too much to handle.
Status: 'I can't take it anymore. Deleting all friends.'
Message: 'You said too much. I'm cutting you off.'
Tweet: 'I added 200 friends. Now I'm deleting 200 friends. I'm a fool.'
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A Facebook friend massacre that happens when someone talks too much about their feelings and life to people who didn't want to know.
Message: 'You're too much. I'm deleting you.'
Status: 'I'm killing my friends. They're too loud.'
Tweet: 'I added 50 friends. Now I'm deleting 50 friends. I'm crazy.'
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When someone on Facebook starts deleting all their friends because they talked too much and it was too much to handle.
DM: 'I'm deleting all of you. You're too much.'
Status: 'I can't take it anymore. Deleting everyone.'
Tweet: 'I added friends. Now I'm deleting friends. I'm nuts.'
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A Facebook friend culling that happens when someone posted too much about their life and feelings to strangers they let in.
Message: 'You said too much. I'm out.'
Status: 'I'm deleting all my friends. They're too loud.'
Tweet: 'I added 100 friends. Now I'm deleting 100 friends. I'm confused.'
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