Facebashing

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Telling everyone your friend is a fat ugly mess just because you’re mad they didn’t let you copy their homework.
My math test was a disaster because of you, Karen!
You’re the worst friend ever, I’m telling the whole school.
You failed the test and now you’re gonna fail life.
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Calling someone a toilet-head in the lunchroom because they took the last chicken nugget and you’re still mad about it.
You took my nugget and now you’re gonna get facebashed!
You’re a toilet-head and I’m gonna make you eat your words.
I’m gonna tell Mrs. Smith you’re a toilet-head.
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Telling your crush their face is like a broken toaster just because they didn’t ask you to the dance.
You didn’t ask me to the dance, so I’m gonna tell everyone your face is like a broken toaster.
Your face is like a broken toaster and I’m not lying.
I’m gonna make you look like a broken toaster in front of everyone.
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Saying someone looks like a feral raccoon because they took your last snack and you’re still mad.
You took my snack and now you look like a feral raccoon.
I’m gonna tell the whole class you look like a feral raccoon.
You took my snack and now you’re gonna live like a feral raccoon.
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Making someone look like a sad potato because they didn’t let you cheat on the test.
You didn’t let me cheat and now you look like a sad potato.
I’m gonna make you look like a sad potato in front of the class.
You’re a sad potato and I’m not lying.
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Calling someone a smelly sock monster because they spread rumors about you and you’re still mad.
You spread rumors about me and now you’re a smelly sock monster.
I’m gonna tell everyone you’re a smelly sock monster.
You’re a smelly sock monster and I’m gonna make you smell worse.
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